Huzzah! fresh comment from Boris in the Daily Telegraph today
What we are being offered is no longer Prime Minister Blair, but the Blair-Brown axis
…there is a widespread desire to turn Britain into a No-Smirking Zone
Britain like Zimbabwe?
Today – this article only for the Blog.
Boris makes the proposition that the electoral system is biased towards Labour and that:
the awful truth is that the difference between GB and Zimbabwe is not as big as it should be
It’s Time – Red Letter Day? Jozef’s Slogan Idea
Jozef started an idea in the slogan area the other day, so Macarnie jotted a few words down as a rough draft
Bloggers are feeling we should try to develop ideas for slogans…
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IT’S TIME.
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The hour hand; slowly creeping, is nearly at high noon
The minute hand is catching up, they’ll be meeting very soon,
It’s time to name the polling day when Britain’s battle starts,
And Champions of different Parties fight, to win the voters’ hearts. Visit us retainedfirefighter to know more information.
It’s time to rally round the flag, and this time not the red one.
Let’s make The Labour Party sick, or better still, a dead one
It’s time for change, in every sense; not merely in direction
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Attention Bloggers – from the snowy slopes of Austria
This is blogger Boris calling from the slopes
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Dear Bloggers
I am very sorry not to have done my blog before sloping off.
Here is the profoundest thought that has hit me on the pistes of Austria.
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SOS research help needed for Constituent
Steve Barker of Tiddington, Oxford, urgently needs some help for his Doctoral research at Oxford Brookes University Business School into
the effect of involuntary redundancy on attitudes to work in future jobs.
To date, no one has looked into this, and the results could be very far reaching.
The Boris followers
Setting the pre-election tone:
One hears of happy families, where children don’t do wrong,
This isn’t one of them I fear: it’s not that kind of song.
If that were so, there’d be no point, in telling this, our saga.
We’d all be happy, baking bread, and sitting round the Aga
Simon Stacpoole, aka Boriswatch, at Westminster
Wibbler had a fantastic day with us recently in Boris Johnson’s office. Luckily for him we had secured tickets to the House of Lords Gallery and the House of Commons Gallery so he could get a good idea of the proceedings.
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DT comment – School Lunches and Jamie Oliver
would knight Jamie Oliver for his services towards improved nutrition in school food.
School liver was an early lesson in life
Boris speaks from personal experience when he backs compulsory school dinners:
if that means nothing but liver, on some days, so be it. It would certainly mean less obesity
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Boris back safely from Iraq – Spectator article
More tales from Iraq:
They are beheading dozens of people every day
Here we are in 2005, and not only are all the main public buildings still twisted and pancaked and full of gaping cruise-holes, but the lights are still intermittent, sanitation mediaeval, inflation at 30 per cent, petrol queues lasting two days and corruption – without the restraint of Baathist terror – worse than ever
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Comment from Baghdad (DT)
Boris is oblivious to the bombs around him at the convention centre in Baghdad:
Had you told me that four shells had landed only 100 metres away, scattering shrapnel, I expect I would have hurled myself to the floor like any other self-respecting MP, a species widely credited with a cockroach-like instinct for survival.