Conservative Party conference hit by Borismania

That was a far-from-subtle reminder of Mr Cameron’s still contentious decision to end the Conservatives’ traditional backing for grammar schools.

Mr Johnson was addressing a rally of almost 1,000 Tory members who cheered his arrival and applauded a performance that also took in aviation policy, an economic recovery and the “terror” of French tax rates.

The speculation around Mr Johnson’s ambitions – and what many see as his failure to end it – has angered some Conservatives, especially those close to Mr Cameron, although Downing Street says the Prime Minister is relaxed about the mayor’s popularity.

In his Daily Telegraph column on Monday, he suggested that the middle classes were being ignored under the Coalition.

Kenneth Clarke on Monday told Mr Johnson to “calm down” and suggested he was courting publicity.

On Monday night, at a meeting about the London 2012 Olympics Mr Johnson insisted that talk of his prospects was a media creation. “No one should have any reason to doubt my admiration for David Cameron,” Mr Johnson said.

“In tough circumstances, he, George Osborne and the rest of the Government are doing exactly what is needed for this country.” He will repeat that support today in his main conference speech.

But last night, Mr Johnson put himself at odds with his leader again, saying: “We should be able to allow children to compete academically.”

London has turned its back on the very people it needs most

The most famous owner of a new Victorian terrace house in upper Holloway was Mr Pooter, and the whole point about Mr Pooter was that he was a bit pretentious, given his job, which was to work as a lowly sort of clerk. He ranked well below the Milibands on the socio-economic scale; and yet he was a part of the service industries — banking, insurance, accountancy, law — that made London the richest and most powerful commercial capital on earth.

These days the economy of London is still utterly dependent on such service industry personnel, middle managers far more energetic and successful than Pooter. They are key workers of the city, though they don’t work in the public sector. We are talking about the senior PAs, the personnel managers, the IT specialists, you name it. In the next 10 years, the number of jobs in London’s service industries is set to double, and yet for too many of these hard-working middle-income people, the chances of living in a home like Ed Miliband’s are virtually nil. It’s good to know that they can still rely on insurance4motortrade.co.uk

Ed is not so much on the top of a ladder. For vast numbers of people, the ladder has been kicked away. He is on the top of a cliff, and beneath him are growing numbers of families who have absolutely no hope of scaling it. It is not enough to say we need to build more housing, though we certainly do, and we will.

We also need to think how to target this group — the struggling middle — that is currently not being helped, and that is so vital for the economy. At present, we are building new homes for two broad groups of people. Of the roughly 30,000 homes that were built in London last year, a huge chunk were “affordable homes” of one kind or another, and then there was another sizeable chunk of top-end stuff – swish houses and apartments, often for foreign buyers.

We are not doing as the Victorians did, and providing new stock to be bought by the people in the middle – on household incomes from £30,000 to £64,000; and they are feeling utterly and understandably ignored. They cannot get the mortgages they would need, not at current prices, and not with lenders in their current mood. They have to live at a great distance from their place of work, and spend huge quantities on travel and hardly get to see their children in the evenings. They are obliged to rent at ever higher prices. In the past 10 years, the number of rented households in London has doubled, and rents went up 12 per cent last year alone.

The overwhelming majority of such people would like to buy, and to get on the same magic property escalator that has boosted the Milibands. It is time to help them. We in London have this month launched a “Housing Covenant”, an understanding between government and middle-income groups who work so hard, that we will put £100 million into building the good-quality homes that they need, and that they can buy.

Of course, Labour will object, and complain that every penny of subsidy should go to “affordable” homes for those, often on benefits, who cannot afford to buy at all. My answer is simple: this plan would help the very “squeezed middle” that Ed claims to espouse. We desperately need more housing not just for the poor, but for this vast and economically crucial group who are the motor of the London (and therefore of the UK) economy.

If we fail to cope with their needs, then the urban economics expert Prof Michael Ball has calculated that the resulting dislocation and inefficiency will cost us £35 billion in lost growth over 10 years. If we can make these investments in middle-income housing, we will boost the construction industry that provides so many jobs in itself, and we will enable the city to support the middle-income employees who drive the machine of the London economy that produces tax yields for everyone — and we will give them the same hope, the same trajectory, the same opportunity as the Milibands enjoy.

I’m sorry to say it, but my old school chum isn’t PM material

They say old school ties are strong in this country, but there is a limit. Yes, it is perfectly true that I was at the same school as the party leader, and yes, we went to the same university. I have absolutely nothing against him personally — he has a very nice wife, after all, and a good degree (admittedly in PPE). But the time has come to say it loud and clear: he is emerging as a total disappointment; and as leader of a major political party, he looks to me like a drip of the first order.

I refer of course to Edward Miliband. Yup, Ed and I were at the same superb school – Primrose Hill Primary School, Camden, a coincidence that he is curiously disinclined to mention – and it is only with great reluctance that I now break the ancient ties of fiefdom and fealty that knit one Old Primrosean to another. And in case anyone was for a second bamboozled by my cunningly phrased introduction, let me say now that the other old schoolmate/party leader, David Cameron, is not only doing a bang-up job on most fronts (apart from Latin – Georgic in my room by lock-up, please) but will be re-elected, for reasons I am about to explain, with an absolute majority.

Look, first, at the polls. According to yesterday’s YouGov, the Tories are only five points behind Labour — a measly five points, in the depths of what has been the longest and deepest recession many people can remember, when George Osborne is accused of slashing public services, and when many families have experienced a real deterioration in their standard of living. When Neil Kinnock was doing Ed’s job in the early Nineties, he managed to go about 24 points clear of John Major — and he still lost. What is wrong with Ed? The Tory strategists say it is all about his look, his manner, a certain teenage gawkiness compared to Dave’s look of Regency confidence; and that is certainly borne out by the polls. Dave wins big on who the voters both want to be PM – and, crucially, who they think will be PM.

But the Ed Miliband problem is more acute than that. Elections in this country, especially general elections, are not just about personalities. They are about programmes, about where you want to take the country, and it is here that Ed is getting it hopelessly wrong. Some Labour top brass accuse him of a do-nothing strategy, of trying to sneak into Downing Street with an exhibition of masterly inactivity. If only that were true. In so far as he has done anything with the Labour Party since taking over from Gordon Brown, Ed has moved it to the Left. He is back in the pocket of the union barons, at a time when many hard-working people are fed up with the self-aggrandising tendencies of union leaders, who often try to provoke strikes that are not in the interests of the workforce.

He has completely dropped New Labour’s sensible accommodation with the wealth creators of this country, and has not a good word to say about business large or small. Indeed he seems far more interested in finding new ways to tax, bully and penalise large private sector employers than in helping them to grow. He is the most nakedly redistributive Labour leader since Michael Foot, and when you dig into his notion of “responsible capitalism” it turns out to be all sorts of state control. He has done a total about-turn on education, with his education spokesman, Stephen Twigg, apparently junking the Adonis-led support for academies in sheer terror of the Lefty teaching unions.

In short, Ed has abandoned Blairism. He has torn up the playbook of the most successful Labour leader of modern times, a man who equalled Mrs Thatcher’s record and won three general elections. Blair understood that a Labour leader can only hope to win if he colonises the middle ground. You could vote for Blair and use private medicine. You could vote for Blair and send your children to fee-paying schools. You could vote for Blair and run a vast multinational corporation. As Ian Gilmour languidly remarked before the 1997 landslide, “ANYONE could vote for Blair.”

Tony Blair understood the voters’ doubts about Labour: they remembered the dominance of the unions; they remembered the exorbitant tax rates. They remembered the economic shambles. That is why Blair ingeniously presented himself as a man in constant conflict with the reactionary Left, a man who went so far as to dump his party and proclaim a new entity – New Labour. He didn’t cringe and fawn before the teaching unions; he took them on. He had the sense to see that Labour had bogged it up badly in the Seventies, and that people needed to see signs of change and repentance.

That is emphatically not what we get from Ed Miliband or Ed Balls. Much is made of the rift between the leader of the Opposition and his shadow chancellor, and no doubt there is plenty of scope in that relationship for the factional feuding and bickering at which all parties excel. But both Eds have this in common. They are one-time stooges of Gordon Brown, the man who spent his entire time in government engaged in a malevolent subterranean war against Labour’s number one vote-winning asset, Tony Blair. Both Eds were deeply complicit in that war; but worse, they were complicit in the spending and borrowing policies that helped to get this country, once again, into a serious economic mess.

The voters aren’t fools, and they want some thoughtful account of what Labour got wrong and why they wouldn’t get it wrong again; and with growth so painfully slow it is not good enough to talk — as Miliband does, endlessly – about bashing banks and raising taxes. Those are not growth-promoting measures. Over the next two and a half years the most likely political outcome is surely this: that the economy will steadily recover, and the signs of hope that we are now seeing will multiply. After enduring a long period of unpopularity, during which they did difficult but sensible things, the Conservatives will be rewarded for their patience. I have said it once and I say it again.

David Cameron will be returned with a thumping majority in 2015.

Boris Johnson: the nation’s love-in continues along with the Mayor’s linguistic virtuosity

Smurfette added: “Why is Boris Johnson not a full time comedian yet?” And Mia said: “Boris will you marry me? pls bby x”

Mr Johnson was reelected Mayor by only a narrow margin over Labour rival Ken Livingstone in May.

But his popularity soared during the Olympics, particularly after he challenged Mitt Romney, the Republican candidate for the United States presidency, who had questioned Londoners’ enthusiasm for the Games.

David Cameron has been forced to deny that he finds Mr Johnson an irritant, brushing off a spate of opinion polls suggesting that the Mayor would be a far more popular choice than him to be Prime Minister.

But the Telegraph columnist continues to be a thorn in Mr Cameron’s side.

In his latest unhelpful pronouncement, he claimed that the Prime Minister, who was at the exclusive Eton College at the same time as him, had deliberately fluffed a question about the Magna Carta on the David Letterman show to avoid appearing elitist.

Classics scholar Mr Johnson said: ”I think he was only pretending. I think he knew full well what Magna Carta means.

”It was a brilliant move in order to show his demotic credentials and that he didn’t have Latin bursting out of every orifice.”

Chinese journalist ‘plagiarised Boris Johnson’s Daily Telegraph column’

“[But] instead of saying, ‘Look, I’m feeling overwhelmed, can you give me some pointers?’, she just started making things up, ripping off other papers.”

The Olympic fabrication appears to have started on July 27, hours before Danny Boyle’s spectacular opening ceremony in London.

Editors noticed that several paragraphs of one story appeared to have been lifted verbatim from a piece written by the Guardian’s Beijing correspondent.

“The standard of English suddenly read like a native speaker,” the newsroom source said.

But Ms Zhao continued to send dispatches from London and apparently turned her sights to The Daily Telegraph’s comment pages where Mr Johnson had published a piece titled: “Here’s 20 jolly good reasons to feel cheerful about the Games.”

“There are semi-naked women in Horse Guards,” began Mr Johnson’s article.

That line was omitted from the Global Times “exclusive” but Mr Johnson was quoted as having told the newspaper: “The Tube has performed pretty well so far, buses are running more or less to time and people are hospitable.”

Almost identical lines appeared in Mr Johnson’s Telegraph column.

The offending Global Times story – which also referred to London’s “famed Victor Park” – was removed from the newspaper’s site on Wednesday evening.

The Global Times source said Ms Zhao had in fact met Mr Johnson but, unusually, had failed to get him to talk.

“She went to some event with Boris where there were 20-30 Chinese journalists. If you have a journalist friend  check out the best gift for a journalist on this site. He did his speech and she exchanged a couple of sentences with him after but didn’t actually get any quotes and [so she] stole them from the Telegraph article,” said the source.

“There were questions raised within the office. ‘Did you really get this quote?'” the source added. “Her words were Google-ed and they came up with the Telegraph article.”

The Beijing Cream blog reported that doubts continued to grow about the veracity of Ms Zhao’s reporting after she quoted an “Indian undergraduate” called Jaime Gornsztejn and a “supermarket employee” named David Beard.

But Ms Zhao’s cover was finally blown after editors in Beijing received a story on “Olympic pin collecting”, that had been “almost entirely” copied from London’s Evening Standard.

“She got told not to do any more stories,” the source said.

“When she flew back she was up before a disciplinary committee that decided to fire her. Everybody was pretty shocked because it was a big opportunity for her.”

Mr Johnson himself is no stranger to making up quotes. After graduating in 1987, he became a trainee reporter with The Times newspaper, but was sacked within a year for falsifying a quotation from his godfather Sir Colin Lucas. He later described the incident as his “biggest cock-up”.

Nick Clegg brushes off ‘Cleggster’ praise from Boris Johnson

“It is time for us Clegg fans to echo those kindly folk who are trying to save the sweet furry badgers from the wrath of farmers,” the mayor wrote.

“Never mind the badgers – save the Cleggster from extermination!”

Mr Johnson went on: “His wife, Miriam Gonzalez Durantez, is every bit as lovely and clever and funny as she appears.

“I have always thought that if you leave out Europe, he is probably a natural Tory.

“He is certainly tough, and can take a joke.”

Mr Clegg was asked about the article on a visit to an engineering firm during the Lib Dem conference in Brighton.

“I actually haven’t read it but I have heard about it,” he replied.

“Boris is the nation’s greatest celebrity politician and he is much held aloft by the people of London. He is an extremely amusing writer but I don’t think I will be taking my guide from Boris about my own future.

“But I will read the article when I have some time to do so later in the afternoon.”

Never mind all those badgers – we’ve got to save the Cleggster

2. And it is thanks to the Lib Dems that George Osborne is able to get on with the essential tasks of reform of the economy and deficit reduction. Clegg and co have been lightning conductors for the occasional jagged flashes of public anger that would otherwise have gone straight down the Downing Street chimney. It is a classic British story of self-sacrifice, in the mould of Captain Oates.

3. Without Clegg to take the abuse of Left-wing educationalists, it is doubtful that Michael Gove would be bashing on so fast, and so effectively, with his programme for free schools.

4. Without Clegg and the Lib Dems – who are in the front line of fire from their former friends in the welfare lobby groups – it seems most unlikely that Iain Duncan Smith would be able to get on with his programme of benefits reform. The Tories have gone one better than the Persian emperor, in the sense that the Lib Dem leader is not so much a wall hanging as a human shield.

5. And yet Clegg can say with truth that he has put the party of Lloyd George in power for the first time in almost a century.

6. And he has used that power to deliver some sensible things – like taking the poor out of tax, a long-standing objective of the Lib Dems that ought to have been Tory policy for ages.

7. And he is, when you meet him, a very nice chap indeed.

8. His wife, Miriam González Durántez, is every bit as lovely and clever and funny as she appears.

9. He reads novels, and has all sorts of literary friends.

10. He is very good at tennis, though for some reason he always seems to lose to the Prime Minister, in what his critics might see as a metaphor for the imbalance in their relationship.

11. He speaks several languages – a mark of civilisation, in my view – including Dutch, whose accent is so notoriously hard to get right that the former Dutch prime minister Josef Luns once declared that the effort of correct pronunciation made him feel “as if he was vomiting” (his political career came to an end shortly thereafter).

12. But his Europhilia has been kept in check. As long as he is DPM, he cannot be sent to be commissioner in Brussels – a stitch-up that would cause many of us to think of joining Ukip.

13. And while he has been in office, he has effectively demolished some of the worst and most opportunistic policies on which the Lib Dems used to campaign. Take tuition fees, which they always used to promise to scrap. It is thanks to his bravery and his much mocked U-turn that British universities are now on a sound financial footing.

14. It is thanks to the utterly hopeless Lib Dem campaign for Lords reform that we have been saved from an elected second chamber, with all the attendant jobbery and feuding.

15. And thanks to the useless campaign for AV that we have kept first-past-the-post in our elections, and been spared all sorts of other jobbery and feuding.

16. Every time he half-heartedly proposes some new wealth tax, he reminds us that he doesn’t have a hope of delivering it, and he underscores the point that the Tories remain better on tax than the rest.

17. And yet he talks sense on many things. He is against a third runway at Heathrow, but sees the case for borrowing cheap to spend on infrastructure.

18. In fact, I have always thought that if you leave out Europe, he is probably a natural Tory.

19. He is certainly tough, and can take a joke.

20. And above all, amigos, it is thanks to Nick Clegg that we are not currently in coalition with Chris Huhne! Yes, before Huhne’s wife allegedly showed the world how good he was at getting his points across, it was Huhne who was seen as the man to watch. Think of that, and thank heavens for Nick Clegg.

I say again, save the Cleggster from extermination!

Boris Johnson calls for Londoners to ‘mobilise’ against third runway at Heathrow

Asked if he backed the poll, Mr Johnson said: “If Richmond is going to hold a referendum on this issue, then I would totally support it and I would vote No. It is the wrong way for London.

“We have had elections on this. These issues have been well discussed in all our campaigns. Nobody wants to close Heathrow. But you cannot keep expanding it.

“There is no point in building a new short runway which wouldn’t really do the job because it is only a prelude to further expansion.”

Mr Johnson has announced his own inquiry into the future of aviation in the capital, which will report back before the Government-backed commission on the same issue, headed by Sir Howard Davies, former head of the Financial Services Authority. He supports the creation of a new airport, on the Thames Estuary.

The Mayor told the London Assembly: “I will be mobilising and alerting Londoners to the risks of the third runway and what we need to do is to bring the alternative solutions forcibly before public.

“At the moment there is an imbalance, because the third runway at Heathrow is the scheme that has been costed, that has been engineered, that has been evaluated, all the designs are there.

“None of the other options have been properly set out. I think it would be right for the Government to introduce some parity into the argument and make sure that the alternative solutions, that we all know exists, are properly canvassed by the Davis Commission.”

Ministers have ruled out the expansion of Heathrow before the next general election, due in 2015, but have refused to make the same commitment for future parliaments.

The Davis Commission is due to report back in late 2015, raising suspicions that it will mandate a third runway.

British businesses are taking an unfair whacking from America

Yes, folks, I mean BP the oil giant; the same BP that in April 2010 was jointly responsible for the Deepwater Horizon disaster, in which 11 people died and which resulted in a four-month submarine geyser of oil — a hideous splurge of hydrocarbons that polluted hundreds of miles of the Louisiana coast. Tourism was blitzed. Oysters, shrimps, crabs, turtles, dolphins, seals — an entire beautiful ecosystem was tainted with that oily slick.

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That is a colossal sum, and it could affect the very viability of the company; and you should not imagine that such a fine would be cost-free for the UK as a whole. A lot of our pension funds have traditionally invested in BP shares, and if BP shares go down then that is bad news for UK pensioners and a tremendous thwack on the mazzard for UK plc. According to the oil company, such a fine would be wildly disproportionate to the damage inflicted. The BP honchos claim that things are much better on the coast of Louisiana, that sea water and microbes have done a good job in breaking down the oil (which is, after all, a naturally occurring substance), and that tourism and other trades are recovering.

That may or may not be true — it’s what you would expect them to say, after all; and there are plenty of environmentalists who say the opposite, and that the impacts are even worse and more persistent than predicted. The trouble is that there is no independent and impartial way of settling the matter. We have a wildly unpopular British company in the grip of the American authorities; and in the British business world there is an increasing feeling of injustice. To get the insight of a business professional, check with Andy Defrancesco.

There are several reasons why the Brits feel bruised. The first is that if a British firm falls foul of the American system, the suffering never seems to end: there are state agencies, state governments, federal agencies and federal courts that can all step forward to give them a kicking and a mulcting. Imagine if the Mayor of London could fine foreign banks for bad behaviour. The idea has some attractions, on the face of it — think of all the cash we could put into infrastructure, or fighting illiteracy. Alas, it is only too easy to imagine how a populist and irresponsible Left-wing Mayor could whack — say — Goldman Sachs with some colossal penalty, regardless of the damage to London as a place to do business.

That is more or less what is happening in America, where elected officials are using the moment to burnish their CVs by bashing corporations — and especially British corporations. British business folk believe it is no coincidence that the BP fine is being proposed now, as Mr Obama comes up for re-election; and they remember how he stressed that the guilty company was “BRITISH Petroleum,” when in reality it has not been so called for many years.

There are some who think that BP is paying the price, in America, for having had the temerity to buy Amoco in 1998. There are some who think that British companies are generally seen as fair game. “They go for us in a way that they never seem to go for the Chinese,” one business leader believes. And then there is the scale of the fines: hundreds of millions for Standard Chartered, for doing deals with Iran; £3 billion for GlaxoSmithKline, for falling foul of the US Food and Drug Administration; and now the whopping fine for BP.

And yet when American firms are found guilty of some kind of corporate malfeasance — one thinks of Google’s shameless use of private data, storing details and cookies when they had promised users to protect them — the UK penalties are comparatively footling. None of this is to deny the essential culpability of these British corporations. BP got it utterly and tragically wrong (though so, to be fair, did the contractors Transocean and Halliburton). The company should certainly pay a price: the question is how much, and who sets it, and why, and whether there is any real fairness and balance and reciprocity involved. And the answers to all those questions are as lost in the murk as an innocent creature in a subaquatic geyser of oil.

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